Fatigued by flares? Sick of streaks? Bored with oval bokeh? Vexed by vintage?

On this first day of April, Atlas Lens Co announces Sirius Anamorphic primes with a 1.0x squeeze ratio. How does that work? We don’t know. 65mm ÷ 1.0 = 65mm.

As their website explains, “Classical round bokeh, no more distracting streak flares, artisanal aspect ratio. Seriously? Sirius?

(Disclaimer: FDTimes does not endorse nor tried Sirius Lenses. Caveat Empty Emptor.)